I'm cutting my hair, off, I've decided. Off, all off, embracing my Tina Chow, Jean Seberg, OK, even Jamie Lee Curtis (for lack of a better short-haired icon). I have consulted with my co-workers and ever-so-critical boss who asks me, "what are you looking for, a man or a woman?"...like long hair has worked well for me so far???? I am so over this long-hair-for-a-man thing. so over the woman-on-top whipping-the-hair-around fantasy. if some man wants to judge me by the length of my hair then fuck him, he'll need to get passed it. the women i've referenced above have had no problem finding good men. Princess HATES the idea. The more people that say no to the idea and give their shallow reasonings why, the more I am into doing it! I will need to be hyper aware, admittedly, to reapply a more red lipstick and heels more often. those things I have already embraced more of late anyway. just need to keep the lesbos at bay...
watch me be a man magnet..I CANNOT WAIT for the new me!!!
(hmmm, could the negativity from my friends, family and co-workers mean that I am just too ugly and fat to pull off that look??)
just remember that short hair is high maintenance - you need to cut it often or it looks like crap!
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